Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
I believe it.
oh my god this was my childhood why were our parents not outraged
Uh, correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Nick supposed to be a kids channel? O_o
My childhood! Of course I was too young to even pay attention to what they were talking about. XD But I do remember this.
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
(Source: hypothetical-happiness)
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